Title. :3
Bare ♡

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

copperbeard:

splicerthedicer:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork. (Source)

Who the fuck eats spaghetti with a spoon?????

amateurs, children, and people with bad table manners

copperbeard:

splicerthedicer:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know the correct way to eat spaghetti is with only a fork. (Source)

Who the fuck eats spaghetti with a spoon?????

amateurs, children, and people with bad table manners

spoopflow:

remember when we used to complain about getting clothes for Christmas and now it’s a blessing

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

captainarlert:

Best expression.

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

 - Dreck La Shrek
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starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

darlingyoufellapart:

I’m doing an experiment